creeping-crud

1. n. any unidentified disease.

□ There is some kind of creeping-crud between my toes.

□ I got the creeping-crud growing in my armpit.

2. n. a repellent person.

□ Wally has become such a creeping-crud since he inherited all that money.

□ Don’t be a creeping-crud. Just go back to being a plain crud.

3. n. any nasty, slimy substance.

□ You got creeping-crud all over my pants leg.

□ That’s not creeping-crud! That’s my pecan pie!